An elderly
woman was well known for her faith and her boldness in talking about it. She
would on her front porch and shout “PRAISE THE LORD!”
Next door
to her lived an atheist who would get so angry at her proclamations he would
shout, “There ain’t no Lord!!”.
Hard times
set in on the elderly lady, and she prayed for GOD to send her some assistance.
She stood on her porch and shouted “PRAISE THE LORD. GOD I NEED FOOD!! I AM
HAVING A HARD TIME. PLEASE SEND ME SOME GROCERIES!!”
The next
morning the lady went out on her porch and noted a large bag of groceries and
shouted, “PRAISE THE LORD!” The neighbour
jumped from behind a bush and said, “Aha! I told you there was no Lord.
I bought those groceries, God didn’t”.
The lady
started jumping up and down and clapping her hands and said,“PRAISE THE LORD.
He not only sent me groceries, but He made the devil pay for them. Praise the
Lord!”
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